Adverstising:

(noun)
brash, irritating or offensive advertising that compels any rational human being to actively avoid the product, service or establishment being promoted (e.g. Harvey Norman Superstores)




Anaestheatre:

(noun)
an instantly forgettable cinematic experience; an insipid 'popcorn' movie, ususally knowingly sought by the viewer




Anoraknophobia:

(noun)
extreme or irrational fear of geeks / geek culture




Banalogue:

(noun)
forced conversation entirely lacking in meaningful content; small talk




Contraduct:

(verb)
to refute something someone has said and then leave the conversation before they can respond




Emoral:

(adjective)
not conforming to the customary rules of social interaction when in an online environment

(apparently also an adult-oriented social networking website. who knew?)




Flandestine:

(adjective)
describing the furtive consumption of a (piece of) cake or pastry




Ironeedy:

(adjective)
the compulsion to find, or to attempt to find, irony where there is none




Karaokaze:

(noun)
one who defiantly attempts karaoke in public, despite all intimations that they should cease

(adjective)
of or relating to such a person




Lunguistics:

(plural noun) [treated as sing.]
the propensity to raise one's voice when attempting to converse with a person who does not speak one's language

  • Lunguist:
(noun)
one who believes in or practices lunguistics




Schizophonic:

(adjective)
exhibiting a highly eclectic taste in music, usually to the point of absurdity

(noun)
a person who displays such a trait




Tracktic(s):

(noun)
any action or manoeuvre employed in an attempt to persuade a DJ to play a particular song

  • Tracktician:
(noun)
a tracktics expert